Yeah, the big joke here is "Everyone agrees with joed782". Glad you picked up on it.

[fairly obviously having a stroke] It's da wadder....it's da wadder in da beer

Sometimes, when the atmospheric conditions in Arizona are just right, the fire alarm levers pull themselves.

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

Argonaut all men.

The Burns meet a very soft penguin

A) Yes, you can write that if you'd like. I don't know if it'd be strictly legal, but I ain't the litigious type, so say what you will.

It's still early, but this is a strong contender for dumbest shit posted on Deadspin tonight.

...Harden isn't even mentioned.

His IMDB page says he has also played bit rolls as "Pop-Lockin' Pours Gatorade into Powerade Cups Boy" and "Bee-Boppin' Accidentally Wipes Own Face with Metta World Peace's Armpit Towel Boy."

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Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.

Oh god. Now he's going to spend more time with his family.

Twins?

Love the straightforwardness of your humor, bro. Not afraid to tackle the low hanging fruit.

"I don't have any interest in politics infecting my Sunday afternoons."

me me me, my me me i, i i i me me i. Excellent take on this social issue, sir.

I'm just curious how a few players coming out of the tunnel with their hands up for a few seconds "infected" your entire Sunday afternoon. If that's all it takes to derail your entire day, well, that's a whole other issue you might need to consider.