We all appreciate your ability to be self-righteous in the face of tragedy.

Well, okay, I think that's an easy generalization. I think it's probably important to also remember that they're young men (first of all), and also young men whose livelihoods depend upon their ability and willingness to play an incredibly violent sport through injuries and discomfort, and that many of them have been…

What's scary as shit about this is the probability that the player's stated belief that he didn't suffer a concussion is based upon his passing through the sideline concussion protocol, but no one can possibly claim that the sideline concussion protocol catches all concussions. I think the players believe if they just…

"No big deal, guys. It's just a stinger." -Steve Irwin

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

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I think you're approaching this from a place of good faith, and that's cool and I'm glad, but the argument you're making here is that cultural sensitivity is less important than a streamlined and uncomplicated joke-making process, and ... well, let's just say I think that's a pretty tough sell.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

Jason Whitlock: [feels tingling]

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I'm kind of worried about Hughes. I don't think he's taking it well. Nobody has seen him for days.

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

And then they marry you.

Devastating.