People who call it "making love" really grind my gears...

Vodka Samm is growing up so fast.

You're suggesting that Janay Rice would alter her statement due to the immediate presence of a person who had beaten her unconscious in public before. Stretching it a bit, aren't you?

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

Immediately afterwards, Dan Snyder came in and polled them on whether or not they thought The Washington Redskins name was inappropriate.

#EmbraceDebeatings

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Responding this way to every heckler would take a lot of balls.

"Not if she knows what's good for her"- Stephen A.

It can't get any dumber than this, right?

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Maybe Cari Champion should have been allowed to weigh in here instead of "moderate."

Q.E.D.

Wow, kinda unfair to have a discussion about domestic violence without the input of women... Or in this case, actual human beings.

"For it's... one!.... two! .....two is where I draw the line, doc."

relying on the media he usually avoids

go fuck yourself.

I really think every Ray Rice story should end with, "And Josh Gordon is facing a 16-game suspension for smoking weed."