Um...Hitler was born in Austria. I would hope you've heard of him.

(Dwight Howard writes comment, deletes it)

They must have been Turkish. I've never heard of an Austrian trying to harm Jews.

This is great, and terrifying.

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

Qatar Football Federation Representative: [enters FIFA Ethics Committee chamber] I've been asked to drop off the report post-haste.

Dungy's real problem with Sam is that he needs to get him out of the way in order to steal the ring back from Frodo.

It's great to see the Cubs actually manufacturing some runs for a change.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

#DontEverGiveUp

How embarrassing it must be to have your mugshot posted online — having already been arrested — only to find out that you look like Dan LeBatard.

Wait til you see what he says about your favorite NFL team in a few weeks!

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…