Did Joe Haggerty just live tweet a stroke?

Great breakdown.

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

Blizzard is NOT part of Activision. They are two completely separate companies owned by the same parent company. They operate independently from each other.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

That's the other thing. Your Facebook feed is populated with people you know in real life, and lots of those people SUCK at the Internet. Like, as a source for links, Bob down the street is worthless.

I have a contact on facebook who has fully embodied the spirit and lifestyle of a Rastafarian (he's white of course). Mix in a bit of bipolar disorder and you have an absolute train-wreck of a man with a platform for easily, and very frequently, sharing his opinions. He also makes 'music'. As a result I've been…

Say what you want about Facebook, it's a great birthday calendar for my casual acquaintances.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I used to work with Matt at that station. He told me that, shortly after he arrived at the station, he timed out how many seconds it took him to run from the weather wall to the station's basement so that he could stay on the air until the last possible second. Really dedicated guy.

hey what's with the joke-making here

At least the hand-transplant was successful.

"They argued that black people, like children, were incapable of caring for themselves and that slavery was a benevolent institution that kept them fed, clothed, and occupied." They use the same argument for why they are allowed to mistreat their black employees, just slightly updated for a new era."

Oh hey Donald. Nice first post! Welcome to Deadspin!

Does this make Sarah Spain elite?

(Also, how very apt of the lap dancer to claim the dance lasted longer than it really did.)

It's really not that bad compared to his girlfriend's, which just says "Earl Ray" on the back.

yeaimthatguy: [opens empty jar]