17 actually reasonable points about navigating a conversation with the disabled so that no one feels alienated.

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by marmol

"LeBron seemed fine afterwards, and the Heat won, but maybe a Miami player will remember it in Game 3 and make this series somewhat interesting."

Why do you hate ellipses?

This is the douchiest case ever.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

If the house is a rockin'
please bring me a new stuffed animal in 5-10 minutes.

And you commented (thrice!) two minutes after this post went up. You don't read. We get it.

You are old-school is you consider ferries to be showboats

[phones are ringing off the hook]

You and I discussed this when the original post was made, but since then I have heard one observation that seems to make some sense in terms of explaining this disparity. Basically, original gap between the conferences was sort of a historical blip, but it actually becomes somewhat self-fulfilling.

A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…

"Well lookee who's out invading LeBron James's body instead of practicing with his teammates!"

Chris Paul's Handles Are The Best Handles

"It's no coincidence that Aaron spent 23 seasons attacking a white ball with a baseball bat."

And to think this all could have been avoided if USA Today had published the interview in the paper instead of making it a podcast.