that I think we’re status quo on the DH, because it is the single most important feature that defines the differences between the two leagues

“I’ll get a dream team of defense attorneys.”

[Women] are at a loss when it comes to the reference points of football.

I’m pretty sure Cam isn’t the one who’s upset.

Why don’t we have a 5-point shot? A 7-point shot?

Police have said Githens punched Samuel Hernandez several times in the face, causing a concussion

Ugh, and right as the process was getting this team back on track, they won a game 4 games ago but I guess everyone’s already forgotten about that.

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The unwritten rules of baseball say this should be settled on the field by Harper waiting until Papelbon is on the mound, then nailing him in the back with a beanball from the outfield.

One time a guy who had to be in his 60s was working on my air conditioner and after he finishes we talk a little and somehow it comes up that he was pretty wild in his younger days. He proceeds to laughingly tell me about the time he thought he might have killed a Mexican outside a bar in the ‘70s because the guy…

If your retweeting my typo’s then your a idiot. “Look at me I can fined a typo” So what,, get a friggin life.

In fact, one could say they may have paid too high of a... cost

IMO everyone mentioned in this post is setting a bad example for the children.

It’s been clear over the past few seasons that the Lions work very hard to censor what people can say about them. Specifically, they’ve made it nearly impossible to say things like “the Lions look pretty impressive this year” or “I’ll give up the points and take the Lions.”

Arbitrarily assigning “stupid and needless” to a feature you don’t want but an ocean of other people do is stupid and needless.

It’s Week 11 coming up, everybody is dealing with different things. That’s the NFL. You get a routine, learn how to take care of your body and push through things.

Rex Ryan: Oh we can give marriage advice at these things? Well—

“First of all, let me say I knew dabbing when it was in high school, when it was in college, I know dabbing’s parents, and we text regularly.”

This was a shocking outcome for Rob Ryan because normally sloppy men in the South are way better at putting pressure on cousins.

“Weakened arm you taste so good.” -Chiefs D