Well, it’s not on our list of Top 20 Movies That You’d Be Shocked to Find Out AVC Critics Hated...

They wrote that it botches the Scandinavian crime genre, not that it’s set in Scandinavia. Maybe read properly first before you accuse others of ineptitude?

This is perfect. I can feel my teeth aching already.

In case you didn’t see this yesterday:

That’s too bad? I didn’t watch the last couple seasons of The Middle because there’s too much damned TV, but Eden Sher was always great. I hope she gets another show worthy of her talent. She was on Superstore recently, and she’s still great.

I’m team They Both Need to Sit Down, Shut Up and Think Long and Hard About Their Current Life Choices Before Going on TV/Instagram/Twitter and Being Messy as Fuck.

a) she’s barely an adult, brain-wise
b) she’s gotta have major PTSD

I’ll give her a pass.

He probably thinks he needs a safe word when they do things other than missionary and it gets too crazy for him.

I refuse to believe that Justin Timberlake has interesting enough sex to need a safe word.

Kemp is doing everything short of throwing votes directly into garbage cans and that amount of cheating still can’t stop us when we mobilize and get off of our asses.

Gotta make sure her beloved (and real) Santa remains white though... she gets very upset otherwise.

i feel so affirmed!

I thought I was the only person that did this! My friends always (lovingly) mock me for reading the synopses of every new horror movie that comes out (plus Game of Thrones). Many a night, my husband comes home to find me staring at the screen, terrified, after reading a bunch of synopses.

bad take

Who the fuck are you to tell her who she is and isn’t allowed to let masturbate in front of her?

Ha, I thought I was the only person who does this! I always want to know what the most popular ones are about but am too chicken to watch them. The original recap of the first Paranormal Activity scared me so much I couldn’t walk the dogs at night for a week. THE RECAP. I have never actually seen this movie. In the…

Aw, a special salt shaker. That is heartwarming! 

I was served Eggs Benedict once as a kid, and I didn’t want to eat them because they were weird-looking, so my dad said “oh, you loved these when you were little! You ate them all the time!” So I happily ate my eggs benedict. Years later, I realized I had to have been like, 4 or 5 when he told me that so I very much…

For guns specifically, you can point at the NRA actively blocking research into gun ownership as it relates to human health for the past several decades.