OG Buffy????? Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Bummer, not a big fan of her basil. The radish one is my hand jam.

Bummer, not a big fan of her basil. The radish one is my hand jam.

A general list of Futile Eradication Efforts Towards Incessant Possibly Omnicient Female Chin Hairs...for a friend.

Um, it’s a WOLF, dude. 

All that tan mush slopped into those tan-pink bowls is making me physically ill.

How are mentally distressed people in crisis handled in other countries? I’m wondering specifically about England, where it is my understanding that police officers are unarmed, armed officers only responding when requested. They must have to, gasp, actually talk to folks in distress? 

Write him a letter. Maybe don’t send it. Maybe do send it. Get this memory out of your body and onto paper; it might help. 

Korn the band always just makes me think of corn the vegetable and that would be really gross and awful while drinking coffee.

Same for this fellow Scorp. Also filing it away to hold against him the moment something even slightly shady pops up between them. 

Any Latin students out there know the translation for the group’s motto? Gratias ago vos can nobis

Wait...Ted’s first car was a 1986 anything? Was he in a coma for the first 40 years of his life?

Ohhhh Maurice, swoon!!!

Re the water into the ocean stuff, wasn’t that a plot point of “Chinatown?” But Trump wouldn’t watch a good movie like that, right? He only watches FOX and probably infomercials, right? I bet he loves the Get Rid of Crepey Skin one. But maybe he saw Chinatown back in the 70's and he thinks it was a doc and it’s still…

btw nice name and pic *kiss*

From chimpan-a to chimpanzeeeeeee! 

ohhhh, do it!

Yeah, I read this whole article hoping for some mention of those. J’accuse! Bait and switch!

I love Amber Ruffin.

Riiiiight?? I imagine them watching The View in their dressing rooms and destroying hundreds of foamy CBS-branded stress balls while imagining what could have been.

And Julie Chen off The Talk! She’s the worst. That show would be so fucking great with Sara Gilbert as the queen bee.