Naw, man. It’s not “people”, it’s Tucker Carlson. Regular ol’ assholes are still out in restaurants across the country, not being yelled at. This racist asshole, who’s using his platform to endanger people and worsen our national landscape, as well as your Huckabee-Sanders and your Stephen Millers should absolutely be…

Counter point, when you sell your soul for millions and use your platform to hurt others there are consequences.

Wouldn’t a person tired of “politically correct” behavior approve of calling a fucking asshole “a fucking asshole”?

It was delivered perfectly for the sort of people who think “pussywhipped” is an appropriate thing to say to a man buying Tampax.

This is not how Piers Morgan works

The killer is....

We have got to stop blaming his mom’s death for this/using her death as an excuse. It was sudden, yes. Unnecessary, yes. But my goodness you could hope she had laid a strong enough foundation to have not let this go on as long as profoundly as it has.

No offense to anyone, but Kanye looks like one of those teens you see in adoption and foster care pamphlets.

Superior:

If for no other reason than to see his fake glasses/nose/moustache fly off.

Fuck Joe Manchin. So much so that I think Democrats in WV should kick his ass out of office. Let the fucking Republican win, how much worse can he really be?

It reads like the print equivalent of this gif

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

Surprisingly well. De-escalation techniques are emphasised and used when dealing with the public. We also have community support officers who can often give background and assist in crisis. Mental health crisis really do end in a cup of tea quite a bit. They do also end in hospitalisation and if things go very badly…

Fuck Kanye. We need to say this often and loudly.

Dude is seriously running the risk of getting disbarred after all is said and done.

I went to Cornell around the turn of the ‘00s. I knew dozens, if not hundreds, of dudes like Kavanaugh, mostly in frats. They drank hard, and they treated women like shit.

Yeah, I watched it as an adult woman and was horrified. It’s a terrible movie. 

Interesting. Now, would you ever entertain a not-leaving-Jezebel conversation

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)