They also raised over $60,000 for CRISP, which is a coalition of Chicago animal rescues who band together to keep pets out of Animal Care & Control by helping their people get food or medical services or re-homing the animal. 

My poor mother is distraught about Charlie Rose. She won’t admit it, but I’m pretty sure he was her backup man if my stepdad died :-|

Unicorn manure!

“He knew what he signed up for” is Trumpspeak for “It’s not my fault. Something happened, but I’m not to blame for it.”

Damn, I am rooting for him.

Kayla, what a great article! Great timely topic, your description of Rusty and his environment are wonderful, just a really superb, readable piece. You’re going places, lady; don’t stop writing!

Why are you so hard on having a good dog or cat or something? They’re good for your soul, man.

My heart just pooped its pants! In a good way!

Baba Yaga is who Yoko Ono aspires to be. And is. But will never be.

Here for the Caillou hate. Caillou? Fuck you.

Omg hop on the Amber Ruffin train NOW, folks. She is going places. So damn funny.

Agreed. She will never stop being the lady who tried to white santa us. And yes, I am using white santa as a verb. I’m not sure what the specific definition is yet, but it is NOT GOOD.

Yeah, its his own land but he’s an elderly dude sitting on top of a potential cesspit of nasty car fluids that, if I were his neighbor, I wouldn’t want leeching into our shared soil and water. Clearly, he’s not caring for the cars so they’re probably already polluting the property.

Jackie Hoffman is a goddamn beautiful GODDESS

So disappointed in the Emmy producers and Stephen Colbert. Spicer should be shunned and run out of polite society for the all the lies and gas lighting he perpetrated on us, not invited to fun Hollywood events.

So disappointed in the Emmy producers and Stephen Colbert. Spicer should be shunned and run out of polite society for the all the lies and gas lighting he perpetrated on us, not invited to fun Hollywood events.

Okay song. Pretty Ben Folds-y

Dude. DUDE. That shirt thing. Wearing in it in your house knowing how you feel about Rump. And wanting to go out in public in it with you? This is fucked up. Pretty passive-aggressive. Is there something else big and unresolved between you guys? What’s going on with her husband? Everything ok there? You’re mom is…

I have a tip about the plastic wrap so you don’t have to buy a slider. I learned it at an actual deli so it’s legit!

You guys!!!! Watch Claws!! If you talk the talk, you gotta watch the watch. The best way to get more under-represented women on TV is to watch the shows they’re on. But it won’t be chore because Claws is the SHIT. So good.