Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.

Holding aside the grim possibility that Gar Forman and John Paxson grabbed up the options on these two bad players as face-saving measures, the Bulls are in no rush to make moves to improve their immediate outlook.

Clearing the joint accounts can be fraudulent, be very careful advising that.

. . . ALL before he has time to think. Work fast.

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

There are a lot of incorrectly used “their”s in your post.

Once I was walking down the street in Chicago and a man suddenly put their hands over my eyes and said “Guess who?” I guessed the only man I knew in Chicago, but it wasn’t him. I turned around and it was Bill Murray! I said “Bill Murray!” He then laughed at me, picked me with a big bear hug, and deposited me in a…

Yowsa.

Stupid hat? Check.

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Going to watch this video a million times and just sort of softly cry for a bit. Too young.

I read some of it.

Oh my lord. I am willing to swear on the grave of my father and the life of my living mother that I have not, nor shall I ever, make a fucking burner to engage with you. I’m angry I’m engaging with you right now but I’m also so sick of your victim game.

My first jury trial, my front hook bra unhooked when I reached for something, and it quickly snapped back and got hung up under my arms. I just buttoned my jacket and kept going. At the next break, I pulled it off in the bathroom and tried to ignore the horrible feeling of near-nakedness. We won, and over drinks my…

It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

Deadspin style question: do updated story headlines get changed to add “(UPDATE),” “[Update]” or “[Updates]”? Or do you just kind of make it up as you go along, you sloppy bastards? (Literally all three of those options currently in use on the Deadspin.com front page.)