FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

What's the Canadian term for this facial hair?

Somebody recognized a contestant from The Bachelor Season 11 during a crowd shot of a baseball game, and we're making fun of the contestant?

Red Sox fan here. It was the right call. The runner would have been safe by 3 feet if there wasn't a large 3rd baseman lying down on the base path with his legs in the air.

No doubt there's a link between brain trauma and symptoms commonly described by former players, but I think the last line is a better determination of why ex-players often feel depressed. They dedicated their lives to one thing and one thing only. When that ride ends, they literally don't know how to live a fulfilled…

"did i remember to attach the photo? i just don't know"

Right, because all white people are uncoordinated and uncool and can't dance and don't have style and speak with high-pitched voices while over-annunciating every syllable of every word.....kiss my ass.

why is it on this site it's ok to mock "white people" but replace white with "black" and heads will roll. I'm not white and even I find it annoying.

Fan-tastic manufactured outrage, Deadspin. You've outdone yourselves.

All of these nonexistent jokes are lame. The only funny ones are new York and Boston because they are actually true. If it weren't for deadspin manufacturing a non story whatever joke that keeps popping up wouldn't be beaten like a dead Seabiscuit

It's all the expresso.

Vinatieri wrote it. Luck proofread it.

That tag hasn't been used since John Wayne Gacy live-tweeted his basement remodel.

I'm not sure you understand how computers work.

People get suckered in to Oregon every year. Every year they say "no, really. This time it's different." And it never is.

If by "nearly" you mean "definitely". You can clearly see their heads hit in that gif. Probably not intentional but I bet he gets fined. Wonder if the other guys on the Colts will pitch in — feels like football players would respect a kicker willing to go that hard.

The guy behind her has that "somebody has shit her pants" expression, no?

@Niggas Hate My Gut's: where dat happned at

There's a serious hate-on for St. Louis on Deadspin.