I work in IT, and I’ve already told my boss that if our systems get hacked I’m quitting on the spot. I have zero interest in spending three months to replace every single piece of compromised equipment. Especially since several of our sister companies have been hit in the last six months. Worse yet is that I know…

like...fuck

OK, former trucker and mechanical engineer here. I just wanted to address this kluge-job, and answer a few of your questions:

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Can we just let phone Darwinism run its course, instead of handholding people that should probably know better?

BUT DOES IT RUN ANDROID!? GAME SET MATCH

BUT DOES IT RUN ANDROID!? GAME SET MATCH

A Browns game. Or maybe the Dolphins considering how this season is going for them, but this dude is more fitted for the Miami up north.

Buying shoes on Amazon:

Buying shoes on Amazon:

I think this fits:

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

They also have a team with a racial slur as its name.

the NFL ... participated in the celebration, and it still drew a friggin’ flag.

I love how fucking diverse the NFL is in its shittyness.

The Brewers are near the top of the league in defensive runs saved, which is giving a huge boost to their starters. Some of them still sucked from time to time, but were good enough overall. What’s more is that they haven’t suffered any huge injuries this year which is a big part of being successful. It’s easy to sit…

I could talk about this all day, man. I’m a 36 year old Brewers fan, so I’ve known mostly shit for my life. 2008 was a glimmer of a future, and 2011 was the year that could have been. But this, finally, FINALLY feels like a team that’s going to be more than just a flash in the pan.

The Raiders never give the ball to Marshawn immediately after he does something special. Practically every time he breaks a decent run they send him to the sideline and bring in Doug Martin, who then carries the ball for a maximum gain of one yard. It drives me nuts.

“where it might be completely useless”

“”the original residents.””

The original residents were Lenape Indians. They bounced for some reason.

Unless you're under a contract, I don't see how HR or your manager can harass you about posting to LinkedIn or other job sites, as long as you do it on your own time and your own dime. Besides, any competent manager should be able to sense that someone's thinking about leaving without any input from these sources…