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I have a coworker who’s fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Until you posted this, though, I’d struggled to figure out just who she reminded me of. Now I know: it’s Mariah.

What sunscreen do you use? I recently picked up Coppertone’s mineral sunscreen for sensitive skin (I can’t use anything with fragrance on my face) for beach days. It’s one of the few sunscreens that doesn’t sting my eyes while swimming.

I’d have more respect for her if she just admitted that they shipped some bad batches or had to reformulate. I bought some of their sunscreen last year. It was crap. I’ve been wearing mineral sunscreen for 25 years or so, and I’m an inorganic chemist. The oils had completely separated from the sunscreen in the package

She’s Donald Trump’s illegitimate daughter. Only explanation. Sad!

The debate over safe spaces, too, has become cartoonized, a shorthand way to complain about privileged millennials

His... proportions?

Why am I bothered by this Scott Eastwood story? Am I wrong to be bothered by it?

Fuck Mike Pence.

I’m pretty sure extreme invasion of other people’s personal space isn’t one of those inalienable rights guaranteed by the Constitution. In conclusion: tough shit, assholes.

I though the point of the Harambe stuff was to be funny?

What? My therapist screams at me and calls me a slut. Is that not the right way to counsel patients?

“Judge, do you even comprehend how hard it is to kill a woman we disagree with, not to mention blow up the damn place, if we can’t get within 8 feet of the building???”

You’d think that if these people were really anti-abortion they’d try harder not to be such great advertisements for getting one.

One of my worst experiences as a grown-up lady was going with my friend who was having an abortion and encountering the many layers of unnecessary emotional trauma in order to have an abortion. One component of what made it terrible - the people saying things outside the clinic. We had just been duped by one of those

I cannot fucking stand these people. They should not be able to accost people who are already dealing with a stressful situation.

Don’t read the Gizmodo comments on this topic until your lunch has settled.

Some writer for Breitbart instructed his followers on Twitter to give her shit, they did in a very racist and misogynist way, the writer got banned from Twitter. This is probably their “revenge”.

Here’s where Anonymous could step in and do good. I wonder how hard it would be for them to find, identify and expose the hackers. Leslie is such a sweetheart. This is just cruel.

This seriously, seriously needs to be fucking prosecuted.