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I genuinely want Jackson to come help me. I like to think I’m pretty good with cats. I’ve had them since I was 2. I am the person who goes over to a friend’s house and has their cat in my lap after an hour. I am a softy for hard luck kitties, which is how I have my current 2. One is shy but ultimately friendly and

Nah, not this guy.

When my cat was a kitten she would sleep curled up next to me on my pillow or sometimes on my head which I always loved. Oh how foolish I was to believe this would be forever. Now as an adult she mocks me from afar with pity, very rarely sleeps on my bed and when I try to give her some comform with a stroke or a

Don’t like the title of the show, so I never watched it. My cat mostly likes me. She wakes me up every night to give me little nose kisses. But she was upset about something last week and tore/bit three bloody holes in my leg. It was very quick. Treating with honey, hoping for the best.

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don’t forget when he forgot she was standing right next to him.

I don’t want to go to my husband’s memorial service on Monday.

Hi everyone. I wanted to get some opinions. Without going into too much detail, recently I’ve been more inclined to actually try and actually start a relationship. Admittedly, this is something that I haven’t particularly cared for in the past. The problem is that I’ve always had a lot of hang ups about myself that

Dealing with a little fatigue/anxiety/imposter syndrome tonight. I’m leaving bright & early tomorrow for my second work trip of 2018. I’m not happy with the research I’m going to be presenting. I’m not happy that I’m having to leave my dog in a kennel again. I’m not happy that I’ve been traveling so much to promote my

This Lesbian Shitass wants more information

I put one of my dogs down today. He was about 13 years old and had congestive heart failure. He’s been with me through some of the shittiest times of my life, and no matter how bad things were he always managed to cheer me up. Then to make matters worse, my ex sent me a message on Facebook saying he was sorry about my

Nice to see Americans don’t have a monopoly on stupid.

lolz i clicked on this article like SHIT SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO PURITY RING???? thank god it’s just those lame rings, not the cool band.

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This is the only purity ring I care about:

Except he himself seems to deny actual sexual or romantic interest in and engagement with men at every point, which is what makes the bi story not track. He’s interested in cultural cachet and perceived boundary transgression, but doesn’t (by his own words, so far) share the lived experience of attraction towards men

Hooray my gays! We made it! Homocides and violent crimes against us may be climbing, but at least we can add “PR shield for sex predators” to our social value score.

I didn’t read what people actually commented so I just have what she says in the video. And it sounded like the majority of it was just people saying she is a freeloader and trying to get stuff for free? Darling, you are. Why you need to cry over that is crazy. That isn’t bullying that is people stating a fact.

She’s not even an “influencer”. She’s got 90k subs and only about 10-20% of them seem to watch her videos looking at the view counts.

Trump once attempted a to recreate that scene from Valkyrie.

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