Since I am in the greys on The Slot, I am attaching my comment to your hatred of Ted Cruz about my first hand experience with Senator Asshole. It seems fitting, as we both despise him:

Well, I haven’t heard Ted Cruz say he didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Why is Ted Cruz refusing to address this rumor? What does he have to hide? #shotamaninreno-gate

Both surprised and pleased Google hasn’t removed this search suggestion.

yeah i’m glad the week’s almost over too, God bless

Counterpoint: this is awesome

I regularly see people throw shit out their window while driving. I’m not talking cigarette butts. I’m talking cups, cans, wrappers. It’s infuriating. Can’t you just fucking wait to get where you’re going? Or keep a bag in the car to dispose of trash? Fuck you.

Probably the same ones that use selfie sticks to shove their phone into lion’s faces.

Who are these people who throw trash on the ground? I would never throw trash on the ground. Never.

Me as well. I was in the Mara in Kenya and my guide kept stopping to pick up trash. He had filled three small trash bags in the four days we spent together.

Well, the whole “take pictures” thing hasn’t gone well for her in the past, either...

Good. I was in Utah this summer looking at beautiful petroglyphs, and it was so infuriating to see these amazing depictions of a great hunt from hundreds of years ago right next to “Jim+Kelly 69 4eva”. Fuck these people.

I worked in Sedona for like 3 year really recently. The locals don’t take this shit lightly. They will hunt people down for destroying the local landscape. Its a very big deal. Just because you’re a celebrity doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want especially in a place like Sedona. For anyone who’s never been…

The answer here is obvious. She takes down the photo glorifying the defacement, pays the $5,000 fine and issues an apology. (An additional donation to the forestry would probably help grease the wheels on that, considering the 5k is pocket change for her.)

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

I was wondering about this when I saw it on that valentines list. I thought maybe it was just some random rock. What a dummy. I hope she gets a stiffer fine. People do this in every park, and it ruins the area. If I want to see some stupid youths names on something, I can go look at the picnic benches in the park by…

UGHHHH guys the parks system is like arguably the only pure good thing this dumb country has going for it PLZ DONT SCRITCH OUR NATIONAL PARKS.

Wow. She’s never heard “Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints”? I’m not even outdoors-y and I know that one.

I took neither shower nor bath for the entire period. (????)