Asshole question: do you find it hard to respect him? These descriptions of hypochondriacs are making me realize I may have some prejudices I wasn’t aware of, such as contempt for hypochondriacs.

Weiner is a sleeze. But Spitzer is dangerously violent.

Choking someone is a big fucking deal, you guys.

If they pull shit like this again, I hope they’re stomped to death in real time. Fuck religious fundamentalists of all stripes. You DO NOT get to immigrate to a country then complain that you don’t like how your hosts live. Fuck these assholes.

After the attacks in Cologne, there were accusations that the media weren’t covering them because they were concerned about inciting violence against refugees.

Hello Jezzies. I haven’t posted on SNS for a while but I’ve a need for advice. About a year ago I was in a car accident that was determined to be my fault. I rear ended a truck, totaling my car. he had a dented bumper. No one was injured. Not so much as a bruise or a mark. We exchanged info and parted amicably.

I don’t find this funny. At all.

Always giftcards! I don't know why I don't just put them in my wallet after I get them, they end up in the weirdest places.

In 1940, my grandparents got married. It was the first marriage, and first real relationship, for both of them.

Hey, all. Bummer of a week. Got rejected from another job I interviewed for, and it turns out I may have fibroids that are causing my heavy periods and anemia. I was at a baby shower this afternoon thinking, “all my friends are having babies, and I have a tumor.”

Is this you being serious?

Hi peeps. So, I recently re-joined the dating pool after ending a 7-year marriage. 34 with two kids (we co-parent well). I recently joined OKC (ack) and have found that the guys messaging me are either much older or 21-25. Would it be a good idea to have fun with a 20-something to get my feet wet, or would that be a…

Hey, belles and beaux!

There are kittens running everywhere here.

So I am lying in bed suffering through a cold. Nurse Emily is on the job! How is everyone’s Saturday going?

I’m with Bill Murray on this one. He wasn’t at a public event or anything. He should be able to enjoy his dinner without people snapping photos WITH THEIR FLASHES ON or at all. This is rude and treating people like objects is always fucked. Plus, they’re going to get plenty of money because of their shitty behavior so…

I saw him on the Larry Willmore show and he was talking about his favorite emojis. I think he genuinely enjoys social media. He’s probably posting this with girls on the other side of his room.

DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN??? funny story about Allison Harvard... I adopted her cat. Like, she was a friend of a friend of my old roommates, and had to give up her cat cuz she was moving to Asia or something, and we ended up adopting her and she is the fucking cutest best thing ever

Which pair?

Y’all can make jokes all you want. I am here. for. this.