I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…
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Dude looks like a bad John Travolta cosplayer.
She knows they were all judging her life choices. Even the kids.
Doesn’t the Taco Bell typically exit the girl of its own accord quite quickly, through one path or another?
I’d be more sympathetic to her if she didn’t work with kids. They deserve better, and the daycare was right to fire her.
Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…
Don’t act so surprised. Lots of people still love Burt Reynolds (including some of Jezebel’s authors) despite the fact that he beat the hell out of his ex-wives. People will overlook a lot of terrible shit as long as the antagonist is either attractive or construed as ‘charming’ by the person judging them.
DO YOU KNOW THEY DO SEVEN DAYS OF HALLOWEEN?
Did you know that a man fell dead. Do you know that we do seven days of Halloween.
“The hole in the stall of the men’s room? Honey, that’s a glory hole. Hell no I’m not gonna fill it in. The gay guys love it, getting their dick sucked by a stranger. It’s been there forever. You know we do family halloween every year, right? The kids love it. We use that hole for scary puppets to pop out of it and…
What is interweb? How is babby formed?
Am I the only one who expected him to add “and 9/11 changed everything.” after he mentioned the mirror was installed in 2001? I mean its not any crazier than what he actually said.
Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.
Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?
What. The. Ever. Lasting. Holy. Mother. Of. Sweet. Baby. Jesus.
It figures that the living embodiment of ‘cocaine logic’ would be really into mirrors.
I bet the strong silent type who had all the luck with the ladies was good looking.
Did you see that scene in the last season of Girls? The context is not important, but what happens is boy rejects girl saying “I don’t think you’re right for me” and girl says “I’m not who you think I am.” Boy says “I think you’re exactly who I think you are. I don’t think you’re who you think you are.”
Every time someone refers to themselves as a brand, the ozone layer shrinks by 4.6 inches.