She looks... so human. It's refreshing.

Fartgod is sexy...

I'm hoping he was just putting on a mad troll game...

I feel bad for the kids, but that couple... sorry, but they made stupid, irresponsible decisions.

Brilliant sass.

The only thing I don't like about her is how she seems to think her sister is her property in some weird way. But she's been given her sister's consent to share, so I'd like to hope she's learned some boundaries by now.

That's horrifying.

Mark, this article was so cute and heartwarming, I can't help but feel tomorrow you are going to post something utterly disgusting to wash the fuzzies out of my heart.

When I counted in middle school (was watching a boring educational movie during class), I counted 200. Either I drool excessively when eating or my arithmetic needed a lot of work. I did do poorly in math, so there's that.

My husband just giggles and finds something distracting right away whenever I ask him. (I think the answer is "yes".)

I think I'm the only Jezebel reader who likes watching Girls. I don't respect her much as a person, though. (That makes me a hypocrite since I have no problem boycotting Woody Allen's works, but not hers.)

What a f***ing pompous creep.

You rolling over out of bed and eating the same cereal you eat every day and then hazily logging on to Jezebel to write lengthly dumb comments is normal, it is isn't story worthy, no body would read it.

I know this is Jezebel and all, but that's not a very professional way to disregard someone. Otherwise, although I don't approve of zoophilia and beastiality because of the lack of true consent, I did appreciate the way you interviewed him. It was humane, you were respectful, it didn't glorify or preach, and we gained…

Whether or not she was being abused, I agree she should have put her kid first and the boy should have been taken away if she couldn't put him ahead of her boyfriend.

This... this is my dream life.

I almost thought it was a nipple :S

Hey you, your sensible logic has no place here!