I'm going to let my dumb show, but I am genuinely confused: I thought the torture was common knowledge when Bush was still president? Abu Ghraid, Guantanamo Bay...

Don't worry, it probably is.

I just don't find Emma Roberts as interesting or charismatic as other actors on the show (pick any season.) I'm not so sure what it is people find so special about her...

I used to work at BBB. And... this is how a mom or realtor would definitely dress the place up.

I don't know, but I am totes in the mood for hot coco[a] now.

I didn't even notice that... geez, unsafe much?!

• 98% guaranteed sexual assault.

I want this woman in costume as my spirit animal.

I used to own several bookcases worth of books but donated and sold most of them (and stopped buying, except for school), since I could either get them on my Kindle or through the library.

I was under the impression (from the Ikea FAQ) I had to do an online order issue through the phone... dang, good to know; thank you!

inorite?!?! I forgot to mention he actually eats bread everyday... just a loaf of bread. Adds nothing onto it. So... maybe he kinda does? I'm not sure that really counts.

I called them for replacements... and after I hung up, I found another broken piece. Uggh. I'm going to wait until I can get as far as I can before calling again. But I was on hold for 40+ minutes (holiday season, yo) so I just might shell out the 2 bucks at the hardware store, but the plastic piece looks Ikea…

Hmm, well, he is from Germany... and procrastinating on getting his US citizenship.

This happens to me. I think it's anxiety. I have a very important job related exam in a month and I'm just here binging on Jezebel, being on hold with Ikea customer service for 40+ minutes, and watching Breaking Bad...

Better to be safe than sorry. You did the right thing. I mean, if it was really "nothing" they can't expect people NOT to react to somebody screaming.

A sammich burger thing. But none for my husband cuz he doesn't like sammiches...

I need eyebleach. Otherwise, annoyed with Ikea for missing and broken parts from their delivery. How's everyone else doing?

I couldn't even scroll past... Jesus.

Please take care of the troll. I thought I could scroll past the posts but it was taken out of the gray...

Me, too, but I came out satisfied.