Don't worry, I think a lot of pet owners can sympathize.

marc stahp pls

Ew, Comic Sans...

Mark likes ruining a lot of things for us :,(

Probably the same guy then. But he got life in prison in the end.

Armin Meiwes, by chance?

I think it's probably because he allegedly planned to beat her, not kill her. His fellow swine did not help in the beating as far as I could tell, but they should definitely be charged for the harassment in the bathroom.

I hope his friends get charged for harassing the girls as well.

My dream wedding consisted of going to the courthouse and getting the certificate. My husband and I totally nailed it.

I just want to thank everyone for their kind words. I was beginning to wonder if I was crazy, especially after what my mother asked me this morning if I was able to "sleep well after what [I] did", etc...

Welp, after the whole ordeal and a long nap, I went to wee and suddenly remembered - "Oh yeah, it's that time of the month" - I'm normally not crying uncontrollably, yelling, cursing, and slamming the doors angrily for several hours straight. And father almost never acts like this (the last time he ever laid a hand on…

I think I probably don't deserve the sympathy, as I was not behaving very well (some might say batshitcrazy), but I still appreciate it. Thank you.

Yeah, he didn't have to cancel it because I was being a drama queen, but I could have been less of an asshole about the ordeal. I also neglected to mention I called my mother the c-word in an e-mail rant to my sister... my sister didn't tell them, but I was not being a good person.

I think he was just fed up because he missed last Thanksgiving with the family because my mother didn't want to see my sister's in-laws and supposedly had a panic attack. The last time he ever laid a hand on me or yelled at the top of his lungs was maybe when I was seven... it was just a smack on the head.

He's actually my father. But thank you.

I have been PMSing since yesterday. In response to my drama queen antics (I was freaking out over the turkey and jug of water), my father slammed the fridge door into the back of my body and threw the rather heavy roasting pan at me after saying Thanksgiving is cancelled. He then dumped the turkey (still in its…

I don't feel as weird anymore for thinking "food porn" on those last ones...