wtf has he even seen a platypus?

I am not a fartgod, but a fartpauper.

Wow, these parents are so f***ing stupid if they'd let their kids watch this show. Also, they should be glad his ass isn't covered in buttle stubble or his crack snuggled tightly by a ferret.

Weird thing is I've been using it for years now... but maybe I just didn't pay much attention to le underboob area when moisturizing previously. I haven't focused much on the inner thighs, though, so I might give that a try!

Nah, it has little to no odor. fartgod still smells like farts most of the time according to her husband. But I do have a separate spray mist / body oil of almond oil & marzipan that makes me smell like cookies! It's smaller and expensive, so it's only used for special occasions.

I got underboobne for the first time ever a month or so ago - and I think it's because I use almond oil all over my body. I've avoided putting the oil down there and it's gone away. I know this isn't helpful but I felt like sharing.

Please, tell us more!

I made bad tasting lentil soup and burned my mouth eating it.

I'd rather leave that a mystery :P

meatloaf and some peppermint frosting (not together)

I wish I could give you helpful advice, but if she refuses to listen to you, I think the best you can do is to grin and laugh off your mother's rude and borderline narcissistic behaviour. It will take some practice and willpower. It may break your sanity. You may chip your teeth from all the gritting. But hey, if you…

I was ghosted. Twice. When I found out why (both times), I was like, "lol, well fuck [them] then." Never ghosted on anyone, though.

That is disgraceful.

But seriously, I remember reading your story and I am happy for you.

He sounds like a bit of a player. I wouldn't go for him.

Anybody here have a standing desk? I'm in the process of getting one (a DIY kinda deal.) Even though I have plantar fasciitis in one foot (caused by an "accident" at work), I really prefer standing to sitting all day. Because we have hardwood floors, I own a special pair of slippers and have ordered a comfort mat in…

Last time I checked, Jezebel is on the internet. And since it's discussed on a near-daily basis, what better community to ask?

Nope, I got that after a few people offered explanations... which they managed to do without jumping to wild conclusions about me supposedly blaming Anna and being passive aggressive bitches about it.