This list might find a place towards the top of Jalopnik’s “Top Ten Stupidest Lists”

Nostalgia Critic just did an episode about this movie... wonder if that was the inspiration for this completely unrelated to cars article. Oh Gawker network...

This list sucks. Those two vets are butt ugly. That Saab is a very ‘meh’ design, which is only appreciated because of its rareness. The 8 series, XK, SL, Alfa, and lincoln are all semi-interesting designs, but there are far more beautiful equivalents within each of their brands or competing in each of their segments.

Lincoln Mark VIII “Not only is this car ahead of its model year in terms of design”... uh, no way. I like the look of these, but the styling is just like the jellybean Taurus, a style dead end that all automakers were moving away from by the end of the millenium.

That was my immediate thought on watching this video. That the filming car was at the intersection on their phone. Wouldn’t surprise me if they pulled up to block the truck, maybe after the truck honked.

Total crack. Even without the ugly body kit, with the right wheels, and without all the disclosed problems, $9k would still be crack. This is like a $5k car, MAYBE $6-7 if the body kit and euro-domestic-market is to your tastes.

Mini. Yes, even the mini cooper. Looked great in gen 1, now just an amorphous blob. x10 for all the other variants.

No, they’re not superhero movies, and stop pretending that they are. There were unrealistic action movies long before the glut of superhero movies. Grow up gawker.

I don’t know that it’s a horror story, but my driver’s training (driver’s ed was in the classroom) was particularly bizarre. The car was fairly plain- a Ford Escort with hand controls attached to the gas and brakes so it could be operated by the instructor in the passenger seat.

“real car enthusiasts” GTFO bro. This is about sitting in traffic.

People who say this have no concept of sitting in stop and go traffic for an hour straight.

Luda is very into modifying cars. There’s an entire track on his last album dedicated to it. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

“youth-marketing edge”... unless “youth” is people who were in college during the early 2ks, I’m gonna say NOPE.

This website is such a fucking joke. Try some real journalism you fucktards. NYT scooped you so hard when this whole thing happened.

My god Sean, you are a terrible fucking writer.

cry me a river. They’re not even crucial gauges you need to check when you’re driving.

Good detective work Jalopnik (/s)...