It is insidious because these assholes ignore science and the heartfelt tales of numerous women who made the agonizing decision to end a wanted pregnancy because it wasn’t going to result in a healthy child!

He’s only had 2 drinks, just like that pansy Tom Scocca suggested

Cease Bowel Functions.

Back in the 2000s it was a common tactic for protestors to organize at rallies by their willingness to risk arrest. People who could not risk arrest were “green,” and stayed in the permitted areas. People who were “yellow” or “red” and were willing to risk arrest had to be prepared for that possibility. That included…

The National Park Service isn’t exactly the kind of organization to be in the pocket of Donald Trump. I suspect they just really, really think it’ll be a logistical nightmare because of how much work will have gone into making the inauguration run smoothly, then having to turn around and make sure everything is…

It’s “Spider-Man”

Possibly because Donald is terrified of a bunch of women who dislike him standing up and saying so. That’s my working hypothesis.

For every new spidered-man that is born, there is a wolverine that will never die. It is known.

I sincerely hope you are either kidding or have no idea what alcoholism is.

Jesus, if this qualifies as alcoholic, it’s a good thing you never met my grandparents.

Alcoholic: a person suffering from a condition when a person ingests [alcohol and] the continued use/act of which becomes compulsive and interferes with ordinary life responsibilites such as work, relationships or health.

Nah, the alcoholic is the guy who needs a strict rule on the amount he allows himself to drink.

Dude, I can’t believe people are trying to call you an alcoholic and just wanted to say I totally agree with you. This article is judgemental as hell and basically says that everyone who has more than two drinks becomes a tiresome drunk that you can look down on as you sip your glass of water and then smugly go home.…

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

Turn Down For What!

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

I feel you. BUT what I also dislike MORE, as I get older and older, is the way my body reacts to drinks 3 and 4 the next day, as if I have chugged a bottle of rat poison.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Right. two drinks. Whisky and Rum. The only two drinks I need.