I think this is why - I had my first one put in when I was in an LTR (we weren’t engaged at that point, but we are now). My doc definitely suggested that my monogamy was a reason why she was OK with me doing it, but I really don’t think how many sexual partners you have should be a factor in IUD insertion - it should…

*hic* DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Oh wow, I live hella close to where it’s docked - I could’ve drunkenly been petting raccoons after trips to Cantina Marina, DC’s Finest Drinking Establishment, this whole time!

I could see that being the case for sure, but I kind of hope it isn’t. I think the comparison between humans and hosts that the show presents is really interesting, and I worry that it’ll be too much of an overblown “gotcha” moment if it is revealed that they’re all robots. I mean, the show has been great so far so I…

I really hope they don’t beat the “Is This Person a Robot Dupe” plot twist into the ground, though.

One issue I have with this turn of events (Theresa being killed and ultimately replace by Theresabot), as awesome this episode was, is that it’ll get increasingly obnoxious every time someone is “revealed” to be a robot/is killed and replaced by a robot. I hope this show goes beyond more than the “Is This Person a…

I wonder how many times Bernard has eliminated people like this for Ford - I’m guessing it’s easy enough for Ford to have Bernard do his dirty work, and then wipe his memory of each murder. I think if Bernard remembers killing Theresa after this episode, it won’t be because Ford let him, but because Bernard was…

I imagine Obama leaving “helpful” sticky notes, like “push/pull” on door handles and “this button calls the Residence” on the phone, but they’re all wrong.

Yeah, I saw some Hillary shirts and buttons when I voted, but I did look it up the day before and it said it was prohibited. My polling place also had signs saying no food/drink and no cell phone use, but those were not at all enforced either.

I think it depends on the state - here in DC you can’t wear that stuff, but in either MD or VA it’s not prohibited (can’t remember which).

I feel like Harry has to step in if he ever wants one of his girlfriends to marry him - if I were Meghan Markle, I would seriously be weighing how much my relationship with him was worth if it’s so negatively impacting her life and probably the lives of every single one of her family members and friends. He’s lost GFs…

Counterpoint: that’s the only metric by which I judge women, including my own appearance.

*fart noise*

The Jolie-Pitt children are picking sides! Pax and Shiloh are Team Brad, and the other ones—Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Vivienne—are Team Angie.

Do you think her Americanness would be an issue for some in the UK? I guess I’m curious as to how objectionable she is because of her 1) race 2) citizenship 3) divorced status 4) profession. How would you rank those from biggest to smallest issue? Or are they all nonissues in the Year of Our Lord 2016?

KELLY. WHAT. IS. HIS. HANDLE.

I, too, cannot see Jimmi Simpson as anything other than a McPoyle and his turn as a romantic lead is hilarious to me.

And I wonder if the choking/punching Logan and William endured in and around Pariah is just part of Pariah being a “harder level” than other parts of the park - I’m not sure whether those hosts would…

Thandie Newton is too great an actress for her to NOT play a crucial role. Maeve is going to end up burning this whole motherfucking park to the ground.

Eh, I don’t really think William would be upset at Logan dying, but I do definitely hope Logan dies and I see that happening, which could lead to William taking over the family company/eventually becoming the MiB.

yes pls