Oh wow, I live hella close to where it’s docked - I could’ve drunkenly been petting raccoons after trips to Cantina Marina, DC’s Finest Drinking Establishment, this whole time!

I could see that being the case for sure, but I kind of hope it isn’t. I think the comparison between humans and hosts that the show presents is really interesting, and I worry that it’ll be too much of an overblown “gotcha” moment if it is revealed that they’re all robots. I mean, the show has been great so far so I…

I really hope they don’t beat the “Is This Person a Robot Dupe” plot twist into the ground, though.

One issue I have with this turn of events (Theresa being killed and ultimately replace by Theresabot), as awesome this episode was, is that it’ll get increasingly obnoxious every time someone is “revealed” to be a robot/is killed and replaced by a robot. I hope this show goes beyond more than the “Is This Person a…

I wonder how many times Bernard has eliminated people like this for Ford - I’m guessing it’s easy enough for Ford to have Bernard do his dirty work, and then wipe his memory of each murder. I think if Bernard remembers killing Theresa after this episode, it won’t be because Ford let him, but because Bernard was…

I imagine Obama leaving “helpful” sticky notes, like “push/pull” on door handles and “this button calls the Residence” on the phone, but they’re all wrong.

Yeah, I saw some Hillary shirts and buttons when I voted, but I did look it up the day before and it said it was prohibited. My polling place also had signs saying no food/drink and no cell phone use, but those were not at all enforced either.

I think it depends on the state - here in DC you can’t wear that stuff, but in either MD or VA it’s not prohibited (can’t remember which).

I feel like Harry has to step in if he ever wants one of his girlfriends to marry him - if I were Meghan Markle, I would seriously be weighing how much my relationship with him was worth if it’s so negatively impacting her life and probably the lives of every single one of her family members and friends. He’s lost GFs…

Counterpoint: that’s the only metric by which I judge women, including my own appearance.

*fart noise*

The Jolie-Pitt children are picking sides! Pax and Shiloh are Team Brad, and the other ones—Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Vivienne—are Team Angie.

Do you think her Americanness would be an issue for some in the UK? I guess I’m curious as to how objectionable she is because of her 1) race 2) citizenship 3) divorced status 4) profession. How would you rank those from biggest to smallest issue? Or are they all nonissues in the Year of Our Lord 2016?

KELLY. WHAT. IS. HIS. HANDLE.

Thandie Newton is too great an actress for her to NOT play a crucial role. Maeve is going to end up burning this whole motherfucking park to the ground.

Eh, I don’t really think William would be upset at Logan dying, but I do definitely hope Logan dies and I see that happening, which could lead to William taking over the family company/eventually becoming the MiB.

yes pls

How did she wake up a second time? The first time Felix forgot to turn her off, but this time did she override her controls, or did Felix’s tablet/interactions with the bird wake her up (like when a bartender is trying to change on TV channel but accidentally changes the other TV channels as well), or is Felix just a…

Yeah, that’s a good point. Also, now that I think of it, multiple copies of hosts could lead to some pretty dumb storylines (e.g. a “good” Dolores and a “bad” Dolores, Doloreses fighting each other, someone programming another Dolores to have her own personality, etc.). But as long as there aren’t different…

There have to be multiple copies - surely the hosts are frequently damaged beyond repair or maimed so badly that they need more time to fix them before the hosts are due to be back in their loops.