"Shock the Monkey"

You reach down and flip the Ninja Turtle on its back. The Ninja Turtle lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

How about Michelle Shocked

At least those guys weren't white supremacists.

All she does is fall down!

With a name like Stardeath and White Dwarfs I at least want to see some sequined headdresses.

What about trip hop

Hole, son

Nothing's better than Hostage Clam! Fear really gets the juices flowing.

What about Mississippi Poleaxe Concerto or Jesus Quintana Superstar

None of these guys looks like a brittle New York literary Jewess.

Andy Tuttle: Apologist to the Oafish Lout Stars of Tomorrow

At first you're like, "White Dwarfs?" until you realize they're posing in front of a sheet of toilet paper.

I imagine Carrot Top's face smells like Play-doh

I had no idea Lee Remick could even read!

"Ma'am, is that an Afro or a Jewfro? Never mind, I just saw your tits."

Like there's an "old" Amsterdam amirite LOL

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He meant "fart longer than the AV Club." Not possible.

Also, she couldn't sing for shit.