They're singing what we're all thinking

Are you 'avin a laugh?

Aid distribution was kind of low key because instead of dumping $40 million in aid at once, they decided to set up a foundation to address long-term problems in addition to short-term needs.

USA for Africa: $63 million in humanitarian aid

"I was told there would be refreshments"

GIVE ME PENIS FREE

The smooth sexless crotch of a Ken doll

:-) FUCK YOU

In front of the gas chamber was a dressing room. On its walls was written in all languages: "Put shoes into the cubbyholes and tie them together so you will not lose them. After the showers you will receive hot coffee." Here the poor victims undressed themselves and went into the chamber. There were three columns for…

Too much of a tan,
Three-fifths of a man!

BE MORE FATUOUS

*fart*

PEOPLE LEAVE TINYMAN ALONE HE'S JUST TRYING TO SPEAK TRUTH TO THE BITCHES

OH THE HUMANITY

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MENFOLK

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MENFOLK!!!

The same lazy writing that ruined Schindler's List!

That sucks! Well, with all that going on, it's a good bet that there won't be any other nasty surprises for you this week. *attaches rope to cartoonishly large anvil*

And why all those Bond movies never make money — Bond always lives and kicks the villain's ass!

I guess that's why life itself is fairly tedious — we know that we all die eventually. *shoots self*