“I like it here on Omicron Ceti III, Jim.”

It may have been so transparently stupid that it would be hard to argue any obstruction occurred.

Sadly it’s looking more and more like there is no cure for racism. Pardon my language but I think it’s bologna. 

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

It’s Always Petty In Philadelphia

Yeah how many years do they have until the property tax alone forces them out.

Me: [Clicking through pictures of ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Facebook]

Jorge is the most talented Hank Azaria looking motherfucker, edging out Hank Azaria

You have talked me off a ledge as a Lakers fan sir, thank you.

(a guy I do not remember) precedes almost every instance of “Rangers everyday [position]”.

Do not however take any “Viagra” this guy offers you:

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

Somebody should have informed them that

In this economy?

Two stories on barfing vultures in one day?

I’m not sure why my college econ professor illustrated the tragedy of the commons using sheep grazing when the most obvious example is the office coffee maker. 

They aren’t ashamed of who they support in the least. What they don’t want is lots of protesters showing up at the door of their residence at 11pm, or calling their workplace with death threats, because they exercised their right to contribute money to an electoral candidate, in exactly the same way as you wouldn’t…

You won’t like it when Republicans start doing it to you :)