And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The whole “making the best choice” part should have been a flashing red siren that this was obviously not about the men’s team.

Does anybody really care?

Yes the whole “pivot to video” thing was based on maliciously faked data, but it also brought us Dom wielding that stupid fucking chopstick so I say it was worth it.

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

*Michael Jordan, doing the grizzly Robert Redford appreciative smile and nod gif*

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

Yes, really. The point of choosing this course, of getting together a team to give him favorable conditions that are all but categorically impossible in an open race, intentionally creating better-than-ideal conditions is to see if, even under those constraints, a marathon under 2 hours was at all possible. When you…

“I like to call them Twin Towers.  It’s a name no one has thought of ever. They are the biggest, most beautiful twin towers and nothing will ever knock them down, not like other towers you might have heard of.”

Turkey Fucks Chicken

America was once a modern, relatively secular country with an educated middle class that embraced Western culture.

The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.

The government didn’t make it a crime to have/buy any type of lettuce. They recalled the exact type of lettuce that had salmonella.

Might want to check your numbers. Death count is 8. So far the only cause is black market THC cartridges with Vitamin E in them. Vitamin E is not contained in any major e-cigarettes on the market.

Vaping is bad just like cigarettes.

Governments didn’t ban cigarettes in response to underage smoking.  They removed advertising, raised age limits and prices and enforced laws and regulations already on the books for selling to underage. They should try this before a knee jerk reaction.

So are cigarettes and booze lets ban them! You know for the children. That way they have to go meet the shady vape dealers to get their fixes just like drugs. Ya, banning doesn’t work.

I am not a personal fan of vapers, I find in general they’re less considerate of other people on the street than smokers are. That being said the current “Ban Vapes” movement is fucking dumb. As you said all that will happen is more people will start smoking again or go black market, which incidentally seems to the…