Okay, look. I have never worked for a daily newspaper. But I have been in the publishing business for the last 22 years, and my experience with layout goes back to pasting up copy for my high school paper in the early 80s. As a past boss of mine once said, “There are always options; it’s a matter of sorting out your…

Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.

Not missing as much as your ability to read.

It’s almost like sports and politics intersect a whole lot more than you’d like to believe, huh?

Nate Peterman growing. This is on me

Is this Nate Peterman on me growing?

It’s true. Lin has always been casually written off as a novelty by his detractors who refuse to consider his career from a statistical basis or the contingencies—unfavorable roster situations or injuries—that have shaped his career. Linsanity and his enduring popularity among specific niches/demographics have only…

It’s even better if you mix up the letters. ‘This Nate Peterman Is Growing On Me’ in an anagram for ‘Warmongering Penis Neath Some Tit’

is this me growing on Nate Peterman?

The context of those seven words, which should never be uttered in that order, is even better.

Egg on his FACE? No wonder he didn’t succeed.

“You have to get more into my body.”

I want a Barry-esque blog where the title is “Tell us about your team’s training camp news”

Sure, if you want to see James Bond die.

sounds more like an Iron Eagle sequel than Top Gun.

Get that man some castanets.

I assume he had some hand in casting a cis dude in The Danish Girl

Magic, in 1351

“I just witnessed the most dangerous plague in Western history! The Black Death set death records for Europe, wiping out 30-60% of Europe’s population and reducing the world population from 450M to 350-375M.

Exciting times!”

This is a bottle with a message and the message is: beware.