“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

No, they only named it softball to trick vikings into playing it.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

I love the idea that Magic was gonna spend three seasons grooming somebody for a job that Magic would have only ever had for three seasons at that point. 

It totally makes sense that the only coach who knew anything about this would be a female fencing coach. JFC!

we could save ourselves a whole lot of trouble if we just legalized pcp

“With the exception of former fencing coach Charlotte Remenyik—who raised concerns about Strauss in 1994—there is no available documentary evidence showing that any OSU coach was aware of what Strauss did.”

Michigan St. ignored again, even when doing more than both. #Nassar

“The building’s been smoking for years and years, but there’s clearly no fire.” 

OSU Medical Director/Head Team Physician John Lombardo wrote in a letter that “her concerns are based on rumors which have been generated for 10 years with no foundation.”

Gotta keep up that Ohio state/penn state rivalry

If only Marge Schott was alive to see this. 

Shut the fuck up

Obviously spent a lot of time on technique—just outworks the other kids. Nothing real flashy-he just come to the track with his hard hat on.

“Gritty”.... could that be the word you’re looking for?
He’s a gym-rat, He’s got a high sprinting IQ, and he’s sneaky athletic. A grinder who just plays the game right!

*Chariots of Fire theme song playing

Real gym rat this one.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees.

+1 turn that turnip into vodka to dull the pains of this merciless existence