Hey this article is cool.

Old/bad Ichiro breaks my heart, I thought he would be at least replacement-level forever.

They could only lose their dignity.

Former NCAA student athlete here - all jobs have to be run by and approved by the school’s compliance department. Hourly jobs have to be tracked, salaried jobs over a paltry sum ($1200/year when I was in school in the early 00's) have to be vetted by the school and NCAA to ensure they’re above board... I had a…

Was that Samwise Gamgee guarding him in that second clip? Man...

It’s working out great for us. Thanks.

If I were a Cobb County taxpayer, I would be livid. At the idea of paying to protect Billy Joel.

What’s that old proverb, “An eye for a pie?” A source in Sacramento sent these photos to Deadspin after the hung jury story was posted. The source, who requested anonymity, said they were part of a collection of photos taken by the Sacramento police in the hospital after Sean Thompson was pummeled by Kevin Johnson for…

I’m pretty sure that’s the plumber that came to fix my garburator yesterday...

Clown question bro

This a frighteningly accurate description.

Definitely a bad decision. He looks like a hairy-yet-groomed Sage Northcutt Ken doll.

Apparently Jayson Werth is not providing enough veteran leadership to this team. Disappointing.

He wants to look like he was put together by a Funko Pop custom avatar generator.

This guy gets it. Get him a sideline reporter job.

I don’t have anything to say about the sports side of this, but wonder who thought it was a good look to have a full beard and full head of hair, but to taper the sideburns super short and slim before they meet the hairline