I have the best record in my bathroom but you don’t see me bragging about it.

I’m sure that restricting supply of an addictive product through age barriers will be effective.

NFL owners overwhelming supported the measure, with the Bengals reportedly the only team that voted against the proposal.

Perhaps a high hooking shot? We could name it the ....

Are you a grow-er or a show-er.

Let’s look at their schedules.

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Are we sure Anthony Davis is good? I’ve been watching basketball my whole life. If Davis goes to the Lakers the Pelicans are getting three quarters for a dollar. When Davis goes to the Celtics he instantly becomes one of the top 3 1/2 centers in the league. Let’s look at their schedule. 

“The heartbeat bill provides a sensible solution.”

If you are posing for pictures in front of a backdrop full of corporate branding you are probably trash.

Man I tell you, kids these days, so depressed and full of existential dread. When I was a teenager, I was confident and full of self determination. I never doubted myself or my fellow young semi adult persons, who all treated each other with respect and understanding. To think that now in this day and age we have…

You people are not worth saving if this is your reaction to this.

You people are not worth saving if this is your reaction to this.

I hate everything about this and frankly everything that is going to happen in the next 21 months. 

“how is the average shopper supposed to know this is toxic garbage?”

“The Center cannot will not advance an investigation when the named respondent no longer presents a potential threat chose to kill himself rather than face the consequences.”

Well if Ripley is the crew then is should have been the Nostromo or the Sulaco.

Are NBA ref’s really required to raise their foot above their waistline and slap the laces with their hand to signal a kicked ball?