Jesus christ...

Disclosure: The author of this piece has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox, and has been sent a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock by a White Sox enthusiast. His opinions are his own. 

I’d offer to venmo like $75 but I don’t have a venmo account. Such is the luddite struggle when attempting to convert digital art into the analog state.

I want to frame this screenshot and make someone paint it oil on canvas.

If you are going to brazenly take advantage of people: a) make sure they can’t/won’t fight back b) give the oppressors a cut of the action.

Mistakes were made.

If someone has your data, DNA or otherwise, you should assume it will be leaked/hacked/sold/turned over to law enforcement eventually. To believe otherwise is pretty naive.

Booya. A word of advice, close your eyes. The one I missed was a close one early in the test, but I was also looking at the countdown. Once I stopped doing that if was pretty easy.

Every time this whole manufactured drama can’t get any dumber, it get’s dumber.

What interest?

The French style of 1789 was pretty modern for it’s time.

Must be great not have to spend anything on lawyers by not going to court. Wonder why more companies don’t take this route?

After the first 10 million in annual, taxable income? I did not forget, perhaps Ken Moelis did? 

How much did it cost Yelp in legal fees and associated expenses? Some smart people opined that Gawker would have eventually won but the price of winning was too high.

The total number of people involved in this live action power point is 90 tops. Maybe 180 if you count the chaperones and those under 12.

I honestly hate everyone who is responding/writing about this.

I think it’s great that we are discussing ways to convince a federal court to order people to work without pay. 

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Hence they cut off their heads and buried them. Pretty much fool-proof if that was the goal.

How dare you! How dare you sir!@