Let me see if I can parse this:

Snyder is playing Maryland, Virginia, and the District of Columbia against each other—he’s reportedly working another secret sweetheart deal with Maryland’s governor to free up a plot of public land near National Harbor in Prince George’s County

I don’t know, this guy seems a little shady.

This is the only thing I can think of now whenever his name comes up in the news:

I would imagine that “seducing an unmarried woman” is skewed very heavily towards black men involved with white women.

Arch Liches typically do not acknowledge each other unless they are in direct combat.

I personally can’t wait until the Christmas season, where Seattle’s entire offense will inevitably break out the entire “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy” scene from the Nutcracker.

Table slamming will not be permitted and those who violate the rule will be ejected and could face criminal charges.

I too pontificate. With malice of fore thought.

While mildly amusing and chock full of bad actors and takes, this chapter sucks.

Umm, no. You definitely missed the joke.

https://www.usaa.com/inet/wc/advice-real-estate-everything-about-va-loans

A Major League Baseball club that put’s winning 3rd at best? You don’t say? ( reds fans )

He really is such an insufferable tool.

Would your condition worsen if you were to go fuck yourself?

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jk2wol/chappelle-s-show—the-mad-real-world—pt—1—-uncensored

I could actually see an angle where they argue that medical services were not billed properly.

Unfortunately this is parody in less than 100% of the real world.