Don't worry, Patrick. I sometimes star myself in Kinja.

Nobody’s getting banned “for no reason”. Don’t be a simpleton. Cheaters ruin games for other people, don’t I deserve to be able to play the game as Blizzard intended for my money? This aggressive anti-cheating stance is the best thing Blizzard could do. And the word is getting around because of how aggressive the…

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

Don’t assume to tell me what I know! I know far less than you can ever imagine!

I think you've seen swap.avi one too many times

Future anthropologists will assume we worshiped cats. Much like the Egyptians.

Set to the soothing vocals of Gordon Lightfoot, obviously.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

Can we assume that just as the NL doesn’t allow designated hitters, a North Carolina team would ban all switch-hitting?

fuck you man who do you think you are with all of those instruments

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

“Nobody expects the Spanish disposition!"

“What!? Scored with their heel in the box? How do I Google that?”

Hate to break it to you, but it ain’t the same kid. I crush days.

Actually I think it happened in “Rookie of the Year”? Man, the 90s were the golden age for tween baseball movies

“Shut the fuck up, Abbott.”