I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Could be.

I havent seen it yet. But I’m going to hazard a guess that you are in possession of both realistic expectations, and a modicum of respect for creators and their difficult endeavors.

That chart also represents my Pokemon Go usage before and after the removal of every kind of tracking available on the game and on outside sources.

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

I'd rather send in Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend tbh.

Be extra careful if he looks like this:

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Bowfinger is totally something worthwhile that’s leaving, as is Inside Man!

Don’t tell me what to do.

Roberto Cemente

I remember turning 35 and thinking, what’s different today that I am no longer a desirable demographic?