“Nobody expects the Spanish disposition!"

“What!? Scored with their heel in the box? How do I Google that?”

Hate to break it to you, but it ain’t the same kid. I crush days.

Actually I think it happened in “Rookie of the Year”? Man, the 90s were the golden age for tween baseball movies

*does the Poznan*

“Shut the fuck up, Abbott.”

The world must know about my poop story!

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? Would you rather have a rich dad who is a porn star or a poor dad who is the school janitor?

The Brewers haven’t been around for 93 years. This lady’s so full of shit.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

True round robin. You play every team twice. Best record at the end of the season wins. They do have a tournament seperate from actual league games that awards it’s own trophy.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

Trying to get some of Dee’s nuts.

How much dirt does this motherfucker have on the suits upstairs?

To be fair, I think Berman is used to saying, “This has never happened before. I swear.”

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Yes, this might finally put the bicycle kick controversy to bed forever. Just post this once a day.

Among his known aliases: Karl Pilkington

This sounds suspiciously like the beginning of Too Many Cooks