Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

Yeah, well when the barefooted giants come looking for new shoes, guess who’s going to be out a boat?!

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Maybe they’ll stop playing baseball altogether and play a real sport. Win win for everyone.

Considering he worked directly for the NFL before he went to the Booyah Network, his spine & testes has been removed long before...

SCHEFTER: I’ll tell you this. He is a real stand up guy. Completely genuine.
PATRICK: But do you think he did it?
SCHEFTER: Does it matter? I mean, if you came in to my house and put a gun to my head, while I was on a radio interview answering questions about you...Er...Hardy and told me I HAD to answer. Then, gun to…

/adjusts nerd glasses

Perry continued, "Guys, have you ever heard of a guy named Cris Carter? Good man, great ideas, well-spoken. I personally find a lot to like in his 'Fall Guy' approach, and I think you'll all be well-served to take a moment to learn it."

“Say a 6-foot-5 athlete is now being hit by his girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend, who’s crazy and who’s harassing him, and she won’t stop. What would you do?”

Now that I’ve read the article there’s one question I have to ask. Is he for or against it?

Before I read this article there’s one question I have to ask. Is he for or against it?

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

Not cool. My unemployed brother was a Poly Sci major

If they’re just apologizing for a 9 cent increase... Imagine what your local cable company will have to do to apologize for their constant price hikes with less and less channels each year... I’m guessing it would include candle wax & a stick!

“No amount of headset immersion is going to make...its story any more engaging.”

Officer Hatfield finally gets what’s coming to him.