That tiger was probably not wearing a helmet or safety goggles.

Who said anything about girls? Wasn’t there a guy who studied grizzlies and was mauled by one? It’s human nature to become attached to animals because they’re childlike.

OSHA was called in? What, were the tiger’s claws not up to code or something?

So negligent that nearly this exact situation was the prompt for my torts exam.

I’m a runner, but sometimes my fellow runners can be annoying in that they don’t hug the curb when the run, so cars can’t pass on the more narrow streets, or run in groups of 2-3 abreast, rather than in a row. They also don’t always wear reflective gear at night. If there is a sidewalk I almost always run on it, and…

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

HOW DARE IVY LEAGUE STUDENTS APPEAR TO HAVE FUN OR ACT LIKE COLLEGE STUDENTS. FOR SHAME, YALE.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

You still wipe?

That crinkling sound was him opening the crackers, which he then PUT DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

I went into the bathroom, did my business and stood up to wipe (yes, I am one of those)

I’m not sure if I actually believe it, but man, I really want Bigfoot to be real. I think it would be amazing.

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Aliens definitely had a hand (tentacle?) in the pyramids.

Hey, man, it's just...like...an opinion.