Who says you shouldn't drink and dangle?

I am giddy with anticipation at the Facebook posts this will engender.

pretty much.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…

In the long history of bar fights no one has EVER started it, it's always the other guys who did it. They would NEVER "disrespect" the bar they are in. (If you say that to me, I immediately know I'll be throwing you out by the end of the night.

Ironic he is now at Penn State.

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

Speaking from experience, here: sleep is nothing to screw around with.

"No, this did not cause the Pats to win by like 40 points in the AFC championship. Them being a much better team than Indianapolis caused that"

"Which makes it all the more stupid that they bothered to cheat in the first place."

Heh heh heh.... you said Balzac.

That is not a good bedtime!

Unless you live with a woman who is constantly freezing. The volume of their bitching as the temperature gets cooler will just continue to keep you awake.

You left out another helpful habit: gradually turn down the thermostat as part of your winding down routine. That's the other big part of your sleep rhythm that people overlook. Darker and cooler tells your body its time to get sleepy.

You know how your boss actually thinks he's funny, and has no idea people are laughing because he's the boss? It's the same with a lot of the regular commenters around here.

You do?

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.

I like how you repeated "exactly why" for emphasis. It really made your point.