There's a scene with Emma Stone during Birdman that just floored me. The filming, the angles, the mood, the lighting, etc., etc., just utterly captivated me. That scene alone got my vote for Cinematography.

That killed it for me with Sandler, too.

So who got served?

"Dan, they're ain't nuttin' wrong, if you wanna do the butt, all. Night. Longgg." - Don

Did his unibrow get caught on the rim?

Also happened in one of the nicest suburbs of Indiana a few years ago. Note that the victim wasn't mentally disabled, but the sick fuck bro's still had the same mindset as these other sick fuck bro's.

My favorite part was watching the guy that threw the ball run or prance or fire dance or whatever the fuck you call that run away.

To be blaunt, you're a real piece of shit, LaGarette.

Start spreading the cheeks

My wife's family is Jewish and I was raised Catholic, but we don't raise our children pushing either. We celebrate both holiday traditions and have been very lucky to not have either side of the family push one way or the other, either. I know most parents brag, but my eight year old daughter is simply amazing. She's…

Awesome video. Makes me appreciate my love of the Cubbies even more. Thanks for sharing.

He kind of looks like Bernie Madoff.

It is a sickness that plagues an "average life" that will only get better when education gets better. I had an amazing internship in college where we went to local high schools and did presentations on "sexual awareness". The first one I was a part of started with a young boy telling a young girl in front of him that…

Tom Brady buys chocolate bars as a late-night 7-Eleven indulgence.

I tried Ambien one desperate night. I woke up in my office with my dress shirt and shoes on, and my gym shorts I went to bed with. I managed to drive to work (about two miles away), unlock the office, and was confronted by security (I worked for a company that managed malls). When I got home I was even more amazed! I…

My first thought when I saw that was "did his catheter malfunction?"

"And these balls on my chin? Those are Bill's. Bills Balls."

Wow, at fifteen years old I really could have used that Boy Scout leadership advice! My loss! At any rate it is truly wonderful to hear from you, Kucripiopi.