Don’t get too close, I can’t contain this fire!

Your understanding of how special forces soldiers operate seems to be cribbed from early ’90s action movies.

Patriots.

“Public domain elsewhere in the world” is a non sequitur. If it’s public domain in one place, it’s almost certainly public domain in another place.

Man I wish those real-life Special Operations guys took the advice of an anonymous Gawker commenter. They’re so dumb!

Big arms = you’re a real man.

Dude, just jack off to them already.