Seriously, get that kid some therapy.

Presley Gerber is really going through it. 

Remember, Michael J. Fox was faking Parkinson’s according to Limbaugh. Of course, remember when he was whining about how he was going deaf and wouldn’t be able to do his radio show? That never happened. Remember when he was charged for Oxy scripts abuse. Such a great American.

I called my mom when he gave Limbaugh the medal of freedom...

i have never in my life wanted more to reach through my computer scream and grab a person by the throat and choke the life out of him. HOw dare he. How fucking dare he. He’s a fucking traitor and a rapist and a criminal and he’s up there giving fucking rush fucking limbaugh a god damned medal like it’s a special…

Fucking Pete. Buttigieg.

As a white person, I can never understand how important seeing yourself represented in smart shows like “Living Single“ was, but I’ve often thought about how weird it is that there was a period in the mid 90s where there were quite a few shows with all black or mostly black casts, and then 2000 hit and that shit just…

My ex husband (together for 7 years, married for 5) told me that he was leaving me over the phone, during his 15 minute drive home from work. I definitely did not see this coming— I mean, I had dinner ready. We’d just put a new roof on the house the month prior, and had been mattress shopping earlier in the week.…

He sounds like he has some sort of rather obvious mental disorder. He’s clearly not capable of understanding a lot his interactions with other people (and their reactions).

Did Andrew suffer his traumatic brain injury before or after you started dating him?

I had been seeing Andrew (yes, that’s his real name) for about a year when mutual friends of ours announced their engagement. These friends were the first in both of their families to marry, so both families wanted to make the wedding A Very Big Deal. The adorable couple (henceforth known as AC) made all the plans,…

This...is a telenovela.

It’s amazing how many ghosts re-materialize once they realize you ain’t paying any attention to their haunting.

I had started dating this guy, my last year of college. He wasn’t in college, but after graduating, he decided he wanted to be ‘good enough’ for me and get himself educated by going to video game school in Florida. Dumbass me was in love, and moved halfway across the country, away from all of my friends and family, to…

Mine is only ridiculous in how mundane and... perfect (?) it was.

Got out of prison early on the condition I leave the state and move home to my mother’s house. Got bored because I hadn’t lived there in like 6 years. Hit up a guy I grew up with and went to a couple movies with as a teen and said “hey I just got out of the clink what’s up”. We proceeded to have a very alcohol soaked,…

I once had a guy break up with me in the passenger unloading zone while dropping me off for an out of town flight. It was cowardly AF, but also kind of ingenious because he knew he only had to deal with me for about 3 minutes before security would move him on.

(I was broken up with) After 8 years together out of the blue, on Facebook, on a Wednesday while I was at work. We were both in our 30s. Grow up. 

That color combo (rich blue suit with cognac shoes) was popular in the late 50s (think James Stewart in Vertigo), and it’s been very current the last few years (Stephen Colbert wears it a lot).

That’s not Cipollone, it’s Sekulow.