Olivia Jade is the younger sister.

THANKS, I HATE IT

It galling to think that this kid running the twitter account is being paid some ungodly amount for a dead-end, vanity presidential campaign, while Castro is sitting at home on his couch watching the debate.

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

The tricky part is staying in the refrigerator long enough for them to set.

ScarJo reps for them, no?

But Jennifer Lopez can’t act, or sing, she’s very good at being Jennifer Lopez.

Communists, famously known for their upcharges in a free market economy

I’m normally and somewhat automatically team restaurant because most of the time, customers suck and I say that as the unofficial “Salty Patron” myself. Also, anyone who immediately says they will head to Yelp to publicize a complaint is someone I typically want to knee in the crotch.

I like when fit attractive people try to pretend they are fat like the rest of us.

I like high rise jeans that don’t have super long zippers in the front, high rise/short zipper is my jam but I do like my butt better in jeans that start below my belly for some reason... 

I rather reign in darkness than serve in lightness (whiteness).

Yeah if the past couple centuries were “light”, then sign me up for some of this darkness.

Thanks, but I refuse to use sarcasm tags.

Mississippi is known for currently having its shit together. I can see why they wouldn’t want to mess with the formula.

Do you remember the episode where he goes on a date with Vail? I live in Canada so I can’t actually see the linked video but I hope it contains the parts where they just stare silently at each other.

I was diagnosed with mets dec 31st last week, after eight years cancer free. I know I should feel sorry for her, but I’m just scared for myself

The first time I remember this move was the John Demjanjuk case throughout the 80s and into the early 2000s. He was a retiree from Cleveland who was accused of being Ivan the Terrible. He wasn’t convicted of that, but there is pretty solid evidence that he was a Nazi guard at a couple of concentration camps.* As his…

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When all of this first broke people were pointing out he got with his current wife while he was still with his first. So even tho it's shitty for all of this to happen while pregnant, if they'll cheat with you they'll cheat on you