It’s important to remember that the wokeness scale is a full circle.

As long as pigs walk this Earth, I will never be a vegetarian.

My mom is a seamstress. Totally had her make me some polka dot gear. Went with her to fabric store and everything.

That list actually made me miss high school. Thank you for those images. I would also bring up finger waves and using food coloring / kool-aid in the hair, but I don’t want to have to find pictures.

Hype Williams is an UNREAL visual stylist and the fact that Belly is eternally slept on is a tally mark in the “Con” column for humanity

Those Pen and Pixel classics! Man, that was Photoshop abuse to the point where I wonder how they didn’t get sued.

I was thinking about Master P’s movie, I Got the Hook Up, yesterday...

Women edition: (1)Visible signs of baby powder on the chest... Neck...Collarbone... Damned near on the ears. Bonus Points, if they wore a pair of overall-short set, a body suit and gold anklets on each ankle. (2) Black eyeliner around the lips with the Wet & Wild, red lipstick. (3) For the teens: straight bangs with…

Look, without Jheri Curls we wouldn’t have Coming to America or Frenchie from In Living Color or HollyWood Shuffle . Personally, I wouldn’t have had a strange man chasing me around Winn-Dixie because my Jheri Curl made me look like Countess Vaughn’s twin. We take the god with the bad and the shower cap with the drip.

I’d rather have a requirement for medical examination by an impartial doctor (i.e. not the president’s pet quack). I mean, Jimmy Carter is 93 and I’d much rather see him be president right now.

How about respecting, oh, I don’t know - people? Other humans? Would anyone rush into a burning building to save a flag? No. Would anyone donate their kidney to nation state? No. So why are they asking us to respect something that is empirically less important than other human beings?

I can’t be the only one thinking it.

Attn White people who wanna be allies so fucking badly, stop doing shit like what the dude in the red sleeves is doing. Why is this guy saving this asshole from the Nike reading session he clearly needs? Because too many white people wanna act all scared of confrontation when its POCs doing the confronting. If you see…

I’m going to go ahead and suggest he’s not a lawyer. Or at least not one who can legally practice... hence having his schedule free to drink shitty beer on public transportation.

I wore this exact same outfit to the State Fair, and even the Carnies were like “Meh.” Too much coat?

Her deodorant was(!) my go to for at least 15 years. Bye bye DKNything. I cannot with these “sudden Stepfords”

. . . and a wristband from whatever place had the latest tragedy and is now STRONG.

I gotta get in on this Texas lol:

For the life of me I will never get “i like _ college team but could never get into that school”. Apropos of this list

Texas Edition: