Most Duck Dynasty t-shirts are also camouflage.

He’s hoping for a jury of his bros. Hopefully the brosecutor will see right through that cheap cotton.

That’s what he wore to court? Looks about right, I guess.

Shorty:

I think the Kardashian hate is deeply embedded in patriarchical ideals. Her fame began with a sex tape and instead of being ashamed like a good little girl and locking herself in her bedroom to cry her eyes out, she unashamedly leveraged it and became a cultural powerhouse. For this, she must be punished. And women…

for real. my blood alcohol level has been higher than that motherfucker’s IQ

A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.

Why mention Black Lives Matter on a replacement marker that has nothing to do with race and everything about a region’s cultural legacy. It’s as if white people know their excuses are nonsense but are too cowardly to admit what they know to be their racist inclinations.

Requisite comment about how Ohio fought on the side of the Union to defeat Lee. But I guess racial resentment trumps history.

It’s really a fucking shame Rob and Chyna have a kid. They seem more messed up than the other Kardashians and that’s saying A LOT.

Issa Rae has the best smile.

I wish I was living the kind of life that I could confidently open my front door, having seen a clown through the peephole. Alas!

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

Lololololol, I’m not sure which part of this made me laugh more, the lack of knowledge about basic facts or the embarrassing spelling.

It’s also the only possible way to speak about the orange chucklefuck, if you’ve got any sense.

“With All Disrespect” would make a great album title…