Annnnnddd...why are these movies so fucking White? I know lots of White women have zero Asian, Black, or Hispanic friends, but goddamit why not, if you are controlling the casting, make it look like something that can resonate with all types of women? Also, is Kathryn Hahn supposed to be the “single mom?” It seems…

He was actually run over by a car as a child...:/

I am not trying to be a bitch, but maybe that accident that injured his face and brain is to blame. I mean, that has to work towards his claim, no?

If only someone could plant the seed for a Woke Bae. Love me some woke bae.

It also says fees behind on that child support. Kids ain’t free. He needs to play catch up.

Jeremy Renner had never NOT annoyed the fuck out of me. Dude, pay for your kid. I don’t care how much you hate your baby mama, pay your child support.

Do you blame her for believing that her story would be more believable? In the world of he said (Black man), she said(White woman), the odds are in Darth Becky’s favor.

I know his sister and he’s misogynistic af.

“While I in no way intended to make racist or threatening statements, I now realize that they could be interpreted that way."

Absolutely! It is definitely her.

Who is Silk? The Shocker?

This explains Sarah’s absence at the RNC as a keynote speaker.

Ooh, right quick?! Are you from the south? Love it.

Back in the day, they were Billary. They were the OG portmanteau couple.

Whet?! LiLo is ONLY 30?

The mere fact that Obama is black makes him divisive and a race-baiter. Don’t you know that by now? Most racist President in history, yada yada yada.

The idea of fucking my ex husband makes my skin crawl.

Yeah, I feel like woke baes are a new incarnation of the patchouli smelling, granola eating feminist of yesteryear. Beware! They will have your panties dropping alongside that knowledge.

+1 for it’s lit, but hard

Damn! To quote the always underrated Hurricane Chris: Ay bay bay. Or in this case, Ay bae bae.